- Never get emotionally attached to your twitter friends. Or you'll get hurt.
- Apologizing to someone just for the sake of being nice is never a good idea. You'll regret it later. I prom.
- Never. Ever. Date your teacher/professor.
*cough*Serena*cough*Lox*cough*LOL* - Blogging during lectures? BAD idea! LMAO.
- Wearing a jeans that are two sizes too small will lead to a serious case of muffin top. Trust me.
- Clip .Your. Toe. Nails.
- Shut your pie hole if you forgot to brush your teeth in the morning. Seriously, Japanese can be so annoying. And disgusting! Ewww. You're NOT Jessica Effing Simpson!
- Self-deprecation is not sexy or funny when you use it 24/7.
- Never drink coffee after 8 pm or you'll end up spending your sleepless nights watching past episodes of The Biggest Loser.
- Never say "I wanna be a naughty boy." that sounds disgusting.
xx,
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