An Open Letter To UniQlo

Dear UniQlo, I have been wearing your clothes since 2007 and it's been great. Now that you're opening a store in KL, don't you think you should take me as your spokesperson or something? I mean, I really like your clothes. From the skinny jeans that I can never fit into to your ridic green/purple sweater, I personally think that your clothes are very nice. Kidding. LOL. Anyways, if I were to become your spokesman I would totally say something like, "Hey everyone. Aren't we all excited to have our own UniQlo in KL? I mean, if you want to look cool and hip UniQlo should absolutely be your #1 brand of choice. And by cool I mean going to classes and looking at at least 10 others wearing the exact same shirt/sweater as you and knowing that you bought them at the same store really makes you feel special. Yeah. Hihi." So UniQlo, I really hope you guys would consider taking me as your spokesperson coz I know I can say lots of nice things about the brand. Thank you. 

Yours sincerely, 

Lord Jaja

xx

CONFIRMED! Mariah Carey is Pregnant!

MARIAH CAREY is PREGNANT! You read it here first! "Yes, we are pregnant. It is true," she said Thursday morning on NBC's Today show as part of a sneak peek at a three-part Access Hollywood interview. 

As many of my closest fans friends already know, I have been a fan of Mariah's since I was small! Like. Her music plays an important part in my life. I literally grew up listening to her music. And for that, I thank you Mariah Carey. As your ex-NO1-fan, I would like to again congratulate you and Nick Cannon for this extremely happy news!! Can't wait for a mini-Mimi!!! or a mini-Nick. eww. hehe ok. LOL.   

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The WORLD is going crazy over..

THIS KID!

The name is Willow Camille Reign Smith, Willow Smith for short. She is damn talented I tell ya! She is the daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and is only 9 years old! Apart from her acting she launched a music career in the fall of 2010 with the release of her single Whip My Hair and signing to Jay Z's record label Roc Nation. WTF I'm freakin JEALOUS of a 9yo gal!!

Like. I swear she's gonna be HUGE in no time!! From what I heard, she's currently at #4 on iTunes. Lets pray she gets all the way to the top by the end of this week! p/s Congrats Will Smith for finding another way to get richer than you already are! LOL :P

Meanwhile, I was just entertaining myself like a loser watching Youtube videos at home alone, when I came across a video of this 7 year old WHITE boy who RAPS! He did a cover of Willow Smith's Whip My Hair and it is REALLY GOOD! And that boy, OH. MY. GOSH. Isn't he the cutest thing EVER?! HAHAHA. He reminds me of a young Eminem. Okay that't not cute. Whatevs. See for yourself! 

You're FAT! Ha! :P

Hey peepz! It's been a week. Sometimes I wish I had an assistant who would update my blog for me. Like, I talk a lot. I do. But I don't type much. LOL. Like if I had an assistant, she would have to look like Kim Kardashian write everything that I say and put them into my blog. Ha.

Anyways, today I wanna talk about body issues. At least 54.5% of my friends are fat on a diet. We are normally never satisfied with what we have. Well, we are only human! Good news! Today, I have put together a massive collection of celebrities who have also, like us, been struggling with body issues. This means, we are NOT the only ones facing this particular problem. This pictures are put up for you to make you feel good about yourselves guys out there to get inspiration to lose weight and look better! Enjoice!! =) 

50 Cent

 Tyra Banks

 Boy George

 Jennifer Love Hewwit

 Mark Wahlberg

Some European supermodel

 Collin Farrel

 Geena Davis

 Jenna Jameson

 Jennifer Hudson

 Kate Winslet

 Kelly Osbourne

 Jared Leto

 Matt Damon

 Mischa Barton

 Nicole Richie

 Joaquin Pheonix

 Mommy Osbourne

 Brit brit

 Carrie UnderweightUnderwood

Vince Vaughn

 Mariah Mimoo Carey

 K-Fat K-Fed

 Mike Tyson

 John Goodman

Robbie Williams

 That fat girl from Eastwick.

 Leona Carey Lewis

 Kim Kar-bodybuilder-shian

 X-tina Monroe Aguilera

    
 Alec Balding Baldwin

Catherine Zeta-Jones

 Drew Carey

 Betty Suarez America Ferrera

 Forest Whitaker

 Jim Carrey

 Lea Michelle

Mushy Button Mischa Barton

 Sylvester Stallone

Nick Nolte

 Leona Carey Lewis

Jessica Simpson

    
X-Tina Aguilera

 Uhhh I forgot his name!

 Jennifer Hudson again :)

 Who's she again?

 Mariah Mariah Mariah!

Sammy sweetheart Jersey Shore!

 Ricky Gervais

I think I miss Lady Gaga!

SO, I finally got around to watching MTV Video Music Awards 2010 a few nights ago. LOL what has it got to do with SIN?!! It was awesome! Performances were stellar! Florence and The Machine's Dog Days Are Over -- seriously! I cannot get over their performance!! It was BEYOND AWESOME!! Loves them! LOL. And as y'all know, Lady Gaga my twin won BIG that night. 

The thing is, I haven't been listening to any of Gaga's song for the past four months. I stopped being her fan four months ago after I found out about her involvement with an anti-christ movement. But after tonight, I kinda realized that I actually missed her music. She's a GREAT singer/song-writer/performer without a doubt. Then I thought to myself, there is nothing wrong with liking her music, or admiring her as one of the greatest performer of our generation. 

I have been a Lil Monster since I saw her performance at Miss Universe circa '08. She was not as famous back then. Her performance was OUTSTANDING and I was like, "Who is this girl? Why is she not famous?!! I mean, she's DAMN GOOD!!". My friend replied, "She's British.". Me, "Errr..okay." LOL Anyways, you guys get what I'm trying to say, right? She's GOOD. Like real GOOD. So, I have decided. I'm going the become a fan of her music again. Deny it all you want, but LADY GAGA IS one of THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME. Rawrrrrr. Where y'all lil monsters at?!

P/S Did you guys see Heidi Montag perform at Miss Universe 2009? It was a DISASTER! Seriously. Go watch it on YOUTUBE!

Something to cheer you up!

I went GOFL (Guling On the Floor Laughing) over this!!