You're FAT! Ha! :P

Hey peepz! It's been a week. Sometimes I wish I had an assistant who would update my blog for me. Like, I talk a lot. I do. But I don't type much. LOL. Like if I had an assistant, she would have to look like Kim Kardashian write everything that I say and put them into my blog. Ha.

Anyways, today I wanna talk about body issues. At least 54.5% of my friends are fat on a diet. We are normally never satisfied with what we have. Well, we are only human! Good news! Today, I have put together a massive collection of celebrities who have also, like us, been struggling with body issues. This means, we are NOT the only ones facing this particular problem. This pictures are put up for you to make you feel good about yourselves guys out there to get inspiration to lose weight and look better! Enjoice!! =) 

50 Cent

 Tyra Banks

 Boy George

 Jennifer Love Hewwit

 Mark Wahlberg

Some European supermodel

 Collin Farrel

 Geena Davis

 Jenna Jameson

 Jennifer Hudson

 Kate Winslet

 Kelly Osbourne

 Jared Leto

 Matt Damon

 Mischa Barton

 Nicole Richie

 Joaquin Pheonix

 Mommy Osbourne

 Brit brit

 Carrie UnderweightUnderwood

Vince Vaughn

 Mariah Mimoo Carey

 K-Fat K-Fed

 Mike Tyson

 John Goodman

Robbie Williams

 That fat girl from Eastwick.

 Leona Carey Lewis

 Kim Kar-bodybuilder-shian

 X-tina Monroe Aguilera

    
 Alec Balding Baldwin

Catherine Zeta-Jones

 Drew Carey

 Betty Suarez America Ferrera

 Forest Whitaker

 Jim Carrey

 Lea Michelle

Mushy Button Mischa Barton

 Sylvester Stallone

Nick Nolte

 Leona Carey Lewis

Jessica Simpson

    
X-Tina Aguilera

 Uhhh I forgot his name!

 Jennifer Hudson again :)

 Who's she again?

 Mariah Mariah Mariah!

Sammy sweetheart Jersey Shore!

 Ricky Gervais

I think I miss Lady Gaga!

SO, I finally got around to watching MTV Video Music Awards 2010 a few nights ago. LOL what has it got to do with SIN?!! It was awesome! Performances were stellar! Florence and The Machine's Dog Days Are Over -- seriously! I cannot get over their performance!! It was BEYOND AWESOME!! Loves them! LOL. And as y'all know, Lady Gaga my twin won BIG that night. 

The thing is, I haven't been listening to any of Gaga's song for the past four months. I stopped being her fan four months ago after I found out about her involvement with an anti-christ movement. But after tonight, I kinda realized that I actually missed her music. She's a GREAT singer/song-writer/performer without a doubt. Then I thought to myself, there is nothing wrong with liking her music, or admiring her as one of the greatest performer of our generation. 

I have been a Lil Monster since I saw her performance at Miss Universe circa '08. She was not as famous back then. Her performance was OUTSTANDING and I was like, "Who is this girl? Why is she not famous?!! I mean, she's DAMN GOOD!!". My friend replied, "She's British.". Me, "Errr..okay." LOL Anyways, you guys get what I'm trying to say, right? She's GOOD. Like real GOOD. So, I have decided. I'm going the become a fan of her music again. Deny it all you want, but LADY GAGA IS one of THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME. Rawrrrrr. Where y'all lil monsters at?!

P/S Did you guys see Heidi Montag perform at Miss Universe 2009? It was a DISASTER! Seriously. Go watch it on YOUTUBE!

Something to cheer you up!

I went GOFL (Guling On the Floor Laughing) over this!!
 

I'm BACK, bitches!!

Heyyyy y'all!!! What's up what's up??!! OMG it has been TOO LONG! Lord Jaja missed you guys so so much! *sloppy kisses* LOL :P I'm in a lecture right now.. ummmm.. I don't get why it smells like a freaking bakery in here! Not that I'm complaining , I mean it's a nice smell. But it's too strong plus it makes me kinda hungry. I'm actually on a diet right now so this is like an unnecessary temptation darn it! Hahah. OH. MY. GOSH. MY PROFESSOR IS FUHRICKIN' STARING AT ME!!! OMG OMG OMG! LMAO. Later guys!!

xx,

Lord Jaja